Remember, if you don't laugh or at least smile once in a while, you'll find yourself crying all the time!
Socialism: If you have two cows, give one to your neigbor.
Communism: If you have two cows, you give them to the government and the government gives you some milk.
Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the government; then the government sells you the milk.
New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain.
Nazism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.
Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
The above gem on world "isms" is one of many found at Circuit Rider's Humor Hut!
...a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance...--- Ecclesiastes 3:4